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BY 

A. A. SPANINGER 




LOUISVILLE, KY. 

JOHN P. MORTON & COMPANY i 

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NOV 23 1908 



Copyright, 1908, 

by 

A. A. SPANINGER. 



This booklet is affectionately dedicated to 
my wife, who has made considerable out of 
very little. 

THE AUTHOR. 



Important Notice 

y/js everything contained in this volume is 
original, therefore the theatrical profession 
and public in general are hereby cautioned not to 
use whole or part for prof essional or amateur pur- 
poses, without obtaining permission of the author. 

For further particulars address the author at 
Louisville, Kentu^cky, 



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'^A POOR MAN'S LUCK" 

Several years ago, while Dan Driscoll was a member of 
a theatrical troupe, touring the West, the company stopped 
at a small mining town, and while there Dan formed the 
acquaintance of the dearest little creature in the world — 
that was his idea of his newly found sweetheart. Shortly 
after being introduced to Miss May, which happened to be 
her name, they became quite chummy. However, her father, 
Mr. Mauricida, took a decided dislike for his daughter's 
lover. He always seemed out of sorts whenever in Dan's 
presence, and, from all appearances, he did not look favor- 
ably upon the match at all. By nature Mr. Mauricida was 
a stern and arbitrary man, as some men are apt to be w^hen 
they acquire sudden riches, and, of course, naturally young 
people shun as much as possible these kind of men. As 
stated before, in addition to his wealth, Mauricida had one 
of the loveliest daughters imaginable, and certainly Miss 
May did not lack for admirers, and quite as naturally the 
favored one was the very one to which her father objected. 

Dan Driscoll was a good-looking chap of twenty-three 
years, wdth a frank, open countenance, which won him many 
friends, and, besides, he possessed a true, loving heart. One 
day he unhesitatingly approached Mr. Mauricida, fearing 



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nothing of the consequences, and said: *'Mr. Mauricida, I 
desire to talk to you confidentially," his voice faltering as 
he spoke. Mr. Mauricida looked squarely in the eyes of the 
ardent wooer, but not a word did he utter. ''I love your 
daughter devotedly," continued Daniel, '*and, what is 

more, she " He was unable to go on further, as 

something seemed to choke him. Mr. Mauricida noticing 
his predicament, smiled sarcastically and replied: ''Why 
subscribe to such nonsense?" Dan stood speechless. Ad- 
vancing a few steps, and putting his hand on the shoulder 
of the frightened boy, *'Just wait a little longer, my dear 
boy, ' ' which sentence almost took Dan 's breath away. ' ' You 
say my daughter May loves you ? ' ' These last words were 
almost whispered, but they brought Dan back to his senses. 
' ' Loves me ! Why, she consented to marry me immediately, 
provided we could get your permission, and now I beg of 

you " Here he was interrupted by Mr. Mauricida, who 

in a low voice asked him if he was financially able to provide 
for a wife. ' ' No, sir, financially, I am not. ' ' Again he was 
cut short by the stern old man, who gave him a little advice 
and told him as soon as he could show the possession of 
$15,000.00 he could claim his daughter, and not before. He 
was under the impression that this would scare the young 
lover and cause him to cease paying attention to Miss May ; 
but same did not prove to be the case. ''You say I can have 
your daughter when I amass a fortune of $15,000.00?" de- 
spairingly said Dan, tears coming to his eyes. "Yes, and 
until then I'll hear no more about it." They parted. * * * * 



"a poor man's luck" 7 

All that night Daniel DriscoU lay awake in his bed 
thinking how such an enormous amount of money could be 
gotten together. Sleep would not come to him. The more 
he studied about it the more wretched he became, until 
finally he had to get up and pace the floor the balance of 
the night. 

Bright and early the next morning, by appointment, he 
met Miss Mauricida, informing her in detail of the conver- 
sation which took place the day previous with her father. 
She stood motionless, eagerly listening to every word he 
said. After narrating his wonderful experience, both were 
very much perplexed and agitated. The spell was broken 
by May, who, taking hold of Dan's hand, and drawing him 
closer to her side, tears streaming down her peachy cheeks, 
said to him: ''You can never do it, Dan," while her de- 
voted lover was watching her every movement. "Still, 
fortunes are miraculously made sometimes in these times, 
especially in the mines out West, but none will fall to our 
lot," pleadingly spoke the distracted girl. "Don't be dis- 
couraged, my precious pearl," remarked Daniel, putting 
on a bold front; "trust in me through all and wait for me, 
no matter what may occur. Will you promise me this?" 
* ' I will ! I will ! ' ' she murmured softly. ' ' I will try to ac- 
cumulate that $15,000.00, and I feel that I will conquer in 
the end," he answered, in solemn earnestness. "I sincerely 
hope and pray it may be so, ' ' she added. 

The next day young Driscoll left that little town alone, 
fully determined to capture his prize. He was determined 



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to have her, and there was no mistake about that. Upon 
arriving at his home in Kentucky he managed shortly there- 
after to secure a clerical position, but his salary was not 
sufficient to enable him to save very much, and he often 
thought that it was a useless task to even try to gain the 
prize he loved so dearly, but it came to him in a strange 
manner. 

One bright, clear, frosty morning in the early fall, Dan 
received a letter from his cousin from the rural districts 
of Western Kentucky, stating he intended paying him a 
visit, and before the letter was hardly received, in walked 
Cecil Chesterearl, just as brown as a nut. 

After talking for a short time about everything in gen- 
eral and nothing in particular, Daniel suggested, as it was 
Saturday, and that being a half -holiday in commercial cir- 
cles, they go hunting. The proposition was immediately 
acceded to by Cecil, and they left in a few hours fully 
equipped for big game. 

After following the course of a noisy, shallow stream 
into a narrow valley hemmed in by mountains, which was 
indeed a lonely spot, they camped at the foot of a gigantic 
tree near the water's edge. They lost no time in building 
a fire to cook supper from the loose wood and branches 
around. **Now that the fire is burning brightly," said 
Cecil, ''I wonder if we'll find any game hereabout." As 
if in answer, a full-grown deer came down to the stream on 
the opposite bank, not many rods away. It stopped with 
one foot upraised. The next instant the report of a rifle 



"a poor man's luck" 9 

rang out, the deer leaped in the air, sprang forward, and 
then fell into the stream, from which it was dragged by the 
hunters. But the echoes made by the report had not died out 
among the hills before another sound aroused them. It 
was an unearthly scream from the mountains behind them, 
and it was instantly answered by another shot from 
Dan's gun. Our hunters waited in breathless silence for 
several minutes, but could hear nothing except the crack- 
ling of the fire, which now threw a wide circle of light, and 
the noisy wind among the trees. Soon thereafter there 
was another piteous cry heard, and this time it seemed to 
be within a short distance. They looked at each other in 
amazement. ^'Something must be done," said Daniel 
slowly. ''Yes, let us investigate matters," almost shrieked 
Cecil. And no sooner had the words escaped his lips, they 
were on their way to the spot from whence came the ago- 
nizing shrieks. They had gone but a short distance when 
both simultaneously beheld a figure, and in one breath cried 
out, "Fire! Fire quick!" Just then there came another 
terrific scream from the figure in front of them, even loud- 
er than before. "Save me, save me," it piteously cried. 
"This is getting interesting," muttered Daniel, eyeing the 
dark object, and going closer they discovered it to be an old 
gray-haired man, who seemed to be more dead than alive. 
They tenderly carried him to the tent, and, after partaking 
of a hearty meal, he fell asleep and slept undisturbed until 
daylight. 

The night passed without further molestation, but Daniel 



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kept the fire burning brightly while he busied himself 
in skinning the deer. It was a, monstrous brute, evidently 
a very old one. After a generous breakfast of roasted ven- 
ison, the old fellow related his experience as to how he 
became lost in the mountains and was almost starved to 
death, having had nothing to eat for several days, and "I 
owe my life to you gentlemen, ' ' added the stranger. ' ' I do 
not know how I am to repay you, only I can give you 
an interest in my place in Wayne County. With a few 
hundred dollars, I assure you, we can make thousands of 
dollars out of it," and there was a smile of satisfaction on 
his features as he concluded, "I have an oil well on my land, 
and within a year it will produce a barrel of money. ' ' The 
boys gazed intently on the would-be millionaire in aston- 
ishment, scrutinizing him from head to foot. ''May will 
be mine then," thought Dan. The old man led the way, 
followed closely by his newly made friends. * * * Eight 
months thereafter Dan again visited his sweetheart, this 
time a wealthy man, as he had disposed of his interest in 
the Wayne County well for thirty thousand dollars. 

' ' I have come, ' ' said he to Mr. Mauricida, ' ' to claim my 
prize, as I possess the necessary capital, and more, too," 
whereupon he told Mr. Mauricida how he came in posses- 
sion of riches. * * * 

After visiting the oil well to see for himself, "Some 
folks are devilish lucky," he admitted reluctantly, "but, 
Daniel, as you are worth $15,000.00, and more, too, you 
can have my daughter in marriage, for I have never been 
known to go back on my word." 



HAM BONES 

There's a salesman no other can equal, none, 
Should they try him just in fun. 
And by hard work only he made such a name 
That in time a good trusty he 'came, 
But how he began nobody no better can tell — 
THAN— 

Ham Bones, Sam Bones' great son. 
Who from a fine family sprung; 
He's a good drummer, a genius is he. 
Who for honesty ne'er surpass 'd will be. 

For a greater talk, search the v/orld 'round, 
I'm sure his like will ne'er be found; 
But what would he be if he hadn't a tongue. 
For he'd speak if he hadn't a lung? 

But no happier man lives when trade goes well- 
THAN— 

Ham Bones, Sam Bones' great son. 
Who from a fine family sprung; 
He's a good drummer, a genius is he. 
Who for honesty ne'er surpass 'd will be. 



SOME UNIQUE ADVERTISEMENTS 

{With remarks hy the Author.) 

Wanted : — A good presser. Apply to Pullem and Skin- 
em Clothing Co. 

A man wlio recently married his seventh wife captured 
this trophy. He proved to be a good suit presser. 

Wanted : — A good second baker. 

John Baker's son, John, Jr., being Baker number two, 
put in his application. 

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AVanted : — A few young ladies to milk cows only. Our 
hired men will attend to their calves. 

The above advertisement brought forth numerous re- 
sponses, the majority from old maids forty years old and 
then some. 

Wanted : — A bushelman to repair ready-made clothes. 

A friend of mine by the name of Peck got this job, 
but was ignominiously discharged a few days ago by A. 
Quart, partner to T. 0. Pints, which caused my friend 
Peck to Avhine (wine) excessively. 

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w w w w 

Wanted : — ^Position by two girls to take care of children 
eighteen and twenty years old. 

They found lucrative situations as strong women in a 
Dime Museum handling the fat twins. 



SOME UNIQUE ADVERTISEMENTS 13 

Wanted: — A Lion Tamer, to take exclusive eliarge of 
ten ferocious untamable lions. Enormous salary attached 
provided you can make use of the money. 

No applicants for this remunerative occupation, not- 
withstanding the fact that the manager of the show agreed 
to defray funeral expenses. The last fellow who had the 
job lived one minute after entering the cage. 

Wanted : — By a commission house to buy country but- 
ter by the pound. Will pay good prices for the right kind. 
No strong butter wanted at any price. 

Pike Ruben, from the country, brought in a goat weigh- 
ing about seventy-five pounds, which Pike said was the best 
butt-er in the country ; but when informed that he was not 
the kind wanted, remarked that he would fetch in his sister 
(the goat's) the next time he came to town, as she was not 
so strong. 

For Sale : — A couple of pet dogs, fond of children with 
black woolly tails. 

These pups were readily disposed of to an old colored 
man named U. R. Black, who was the father of twenty 
black children. 

Notice: — I will not be responsible for any debts in- 
curred by my wife Mary, as she has left with A. Smith my 
bed and home. B. Brown. 

Now the question in answer to above advertisement is, 
what did Smith really get? 



An Original Domestic Comedy in one Act and Two Scenes 

entitled 

*'A RARE OCCURRENCE" 



CHARACTERS. 

JEROME NEVACURE, Jr., 

A medical student with a bright future. 

Dr. Nevacure Fond of sport and pretty women. 

Mrs. Antoine With marriageable intentions. 

EVALINA In love with Jerry. 

Genius The servant. 

Scene I. — Dr. Nevacure' s Office. 

J., Jr. Not a word did I receive from my dear Evalina 
during my entire sojourn at Long Branch. I guess she had 
other entertainers in my absence. Oh, well, a girl doesn't 
care a continental for a man after she can get all his money ; 
I presume Evalina is no exception. Dear me, how slow 
the time passes. (Yawns.) In my estimation, it is worse 
to be a reigning society swell than a politician — nevertheless 
both are in about the same boat, in one sense of the word. 
For instance, in England they stand for office, in this coun- 
try they run, and in both they lie more or less. I am pretty 
good at lying myself, consequently I 'd undoubtedly make a 
practical Councilman, Alderman or something of that 
sort. It is surely a better paying occupation than an 
M. D. Hours seemed like days to me while at Long 
Branch. I expect it was because I was deprived of 



A RARE OCCURRENCE'* 15 

the pleasure of seeing Evalina. She has such lovely eyes, 
such a beautiful complexion, such — (pauses) — Pshaw, it 
makes me nervous to think of her charms, I might as well 
think of the hereafter; the more you study, the worse you 
are off. 

A fellow could never live on love, nor could he grow 
rich — still it has a terrible strong hold on both young and 
old, rich and poor, male and female, particularly the latter, 
and if everything does not prove satisfactory to her liking, 
the sequel is a breach of promise suit, and, of course, she 
has it all her way. Quite the contrary with us men. (Goes 
up when confronted by Mrs. A.) 

Mrs. A. Is Dr. Nevacure about? 

J., Jr. No, ma'am, the doctor has not reported this 
morning; but I expect him at any moment. In the mean- 
time, can I accommodate you ? 

Mrs. A. Why, I don't know you. 

J., Jr. I dare say, but would you not appreciate the 
pleasure of my acquaintance ? My name, madam, is Jerome 
Nevacure, only son of the celebrated physician bearing that 
name. 

Mrs. A. Can it be possible? 

J., Jr. And in a short course of conversation you will 
find me to be a perfect gentleman. 

Mrs. A. Are you really a man ? 

J., Jr. Most assuredly. (In agitation.) 

Mrs. A. Of course. I beg your pardon. 

J., Jr. 1 heartily accept your apology. 



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Mrs. A, I came here to see Doctor Nevacure on impor- 
tant business ; he alone I desire to see, and no one else will 
answer the purpose; besides, I have only a few spare mo- 
ments. (Sits down. Jerry walks towards door as if to 
open for her.) Have you such articles as pen, paper, and 
ink convenient ? I would like to write the doctor a few lines. 
(Jerry rummages about in a listless manner, finally finds 
several soiled sheets of paper, broken penholder, etc., which 
he places — ^rather throws — in front of her.) 

Mrs. A. Thanks. (Writes.) Will you kindly hand 
this note to Doctor Nevacure (lays it on table), or call his 
attention to same immediately upon his arrival, as it con- 
tains business that requires immediate attention ? (During 
conversation he holds door ajar seeming anxious for her to 
leave.) 

J,, Jr. Your instructions will be minutely followed. 

Mrs. A. Good day, sir. (Exit.) 

J., Jr. Call again. (Alone.) Thank heaven she's gone. 
(Sighs.) Who the deuce am I, anyhow; I must look like 
some dilapidated scarecrow. By thunder, she is the fresh- 
est type of humanity I ever laid my eyes on. What would 
the Major — (enter Dr. N. suddenly). 

Dr. N. Yes, that's what I say. 

/., Jr. Here's a memorandum that was left in my pos- 
session by a lady, with the request to hand to your honor 
promptly upon your arrival. 

Dr. N. Thank you. (Tears open envelope, reads aside.) 

Dearest Doctor : — I waited twenty minutes for you, but 



"a rare occurrence" 17 

your loving self did not put in an appearance. My daugh- 
ter Evalina has been complaining of being tired and fatig- 
ued. I think she must be ill. Please call to see me, at which 
time we will have tea together. I am feeling excellent, and 
I hope my dear Major is feeling likewise. From your lov- 
ing GussiE. 

P. S. Call at your earliest convenience, the sooner 
the better. (Folds letter and puts in pocket. Aloud.) 
Look here, Jerry, what is the meaning of this note ? Why, 
I just came from Mrs. Antoine's residence. I rang the 
door bell several times, finally the servant came to the door 
and politely informed me that everybody was well, and that 
Mrs. Antoine and her daughter were out shopping. 

J., Jr. Is that so ? 

Br. N. This letter seems very mysterious to me. I can 
not comprehend the meaning. 

/., Jr. I felt satisfied you couldn't, neither could I. 

Dr. N. Oh, ho ! This is some of your foolishness again. 
You diabolical idiot — (more furious) — you fool. 

J., Jr. Well, I would rather be a fool any day than a 
quack doctor. 

Dr. N. Who are you talking to 1 

J., Jr. What a queer question to ask when but two 
present. 

Dr. N. I want to distinctly impress upon your mind 
that Dr. Nevacure is boss around here. 

J., Jr. I don't envy your job. Keep it; I don't want 
it. (Dr. N. threatens, but Jerry exits.) 



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Dr. N. (Alone. Reads letter again.) I see it all. Mrs. 
Antoine loves me. I chastized Jerry for absolutely nothing. 
The letter was written by Mrs. Antoine herself. I know 
Gussie's handwriting as well as I know my own. I will 
call on her again. No, I'll send her a message regretting 
my inability to call, and explain matters thoroughly. 
(Writes. When nearly finished, Jerry enters, whistling.) 
My son, I assure you I made a grave mistake. 

e/., Jr. That's nothing new; common occurrence with 
you. 

Dr. N. (In a mild, jollying tone of voice.) Jerry, at 
your leisure, I would like you to carry an important letter 
to Mrs. Antoine, and be sure to give the letter to her and 
the medicine, which I '11 presently prescribe, to her daughter. 
Also tell her it is an impossibility for me to call, as urgent 
business requires my attention. (Busy mixing medicines.) 

J., Jr. I will do so with the greatest of pleasure. 

Dr. N. Now, remember, the medicine to the daughter 
and the letter to Mrs. Antoine, and tell her to give accord- 
ing to directions. I will call at my first opportunity. 
(Exit.) 

/., Jr. (Alone.) Give the letter to the old lady and 
the medicine to her daughter ? Surely this letter must con- 
tain something extraordinary. I am anxious to know what 
it is. (Pauses.) I am aware of the whole secret. My 
father is in love with Mrs. Antoine and I — I love her daugh- 
ter Evalina; but the old folks bitterly oppose our union; 
for what reason I do not know nor do I care (thoughtfully) . 



"a rare occurrence*' 19 

Shall I deliver this missive or not? Curiosity tempts me 
to open it. If it contains nothing of importance that will 
interest me, I '11 be compelled to stand the consequences. 
Perhaps I might be able to reseal the envelope so as not to 
be noticeable, but in such an event it would be a very rare 
occurrence. What if I can not? (Tears open quickly.) Too 
late now, the deed is committed, (Reads letter.) Just as 
I expected, no explanatory remarks necessary. I will just 
add the J R Jr., to the Jerome Nevacure and inclose the 
identical letter in another envelope and address it to Miss 
Evalina Antoine, City. (Spells aloud as he writes.) Miss 
Evalina Antoine, City. Correct. She'll be none the wiser. 
This letter I intend to give to the daughter and this 
medicine the old woman shall receive. The Major's 
scheme is devilish delicately put ; but it takes a sharper man 
than he to fool Jerry. (Puts on hat, etc., and advances to- 
wards door. Turns.) Be sure to give the preparation to 
Mrs. Antoine, not her daughter, at the same time hand the 
letter to her daughter. (Exit.) 

SCENE CHANGES. 
Scene II. — Drawing Boom in Mrs. Antoine' s House. 

Eva, Mamma, I don't think it necessary that Dr. Nev- 
acure should call, as I am not sick at all; I feel better to- 
day than I ever did for many, many days. 

Mrs. A. It is essential to my daughter's health that Dr. 
Nevacure pay us a visit. You may get worse, and what a 



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dreadful stroke it would be to see my darling lying in 
agony ! 

Eva. But I am not sick. It is only imagination on 
your part. 

Mrs. A. Oh, yes, dear, you are. Besides, a social call 
from the Doctor will not hurt us in the least. 

Eva. Hurt us ? 

Mrs. A. In my opinion, Dr. Nevacure is a perfect gen- 
tleman in every respect — ^such a lovely man, such a sweet 
disposition, such a great 

Eva. 1 fully agree with you, mamma, so is his son 
Jerry. He's such a dear, handsome fellow, such a lovely 
expression of countenance, such a modest, unassuming 
young man 

Mrs. A. Tut, tut. Miss Evalina, this is fine language 
from a mere child. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, 
a little girl of your age. 

Eva. No, mamma, 'tis you who should be ashamed. The 
idea ! thinking of marrying at your age of life ! Mamma, you 
nor any one else under this canopy of heaven could dissuade 
me from loving Jerry Nevacure. He just idolizes me, and, 
what is more, I love him dearly. 

Mrs. A. Is it possible? Can I believe my ears? 

Eva. I trust you can, you have known them long 
enough. (Pauses.) To tell the truth, we are going to be 
married at the first opportunity, provided we do not get 
your consent. 

Mrs. A. I shall faint. 



"a rare occurrence" 21 

Eva. Hadn't you better postpone your fainting spell 
until the arrival of Dr. Nevacure? 

Mrs. A. Go to your room this instant, you insolent, 
naughty girl. (Evalina goes up, when Genius enters.) 

Genius. There is a gentleman at the door. (Exit.) 

Both. Show him in. (Enter Jerry.) 

J., Jr. Good day, ladies. (Goes closer to Evalina.) 

Both. Good day, sir. 

J., Jr. As you well know, I am the only son of the dis- 
tinguished Dr. Nevacure. I 'm exceedingly pained to inform 
you that it was utterly impossible for my father to come 
personally as requested, as other urgent business requires 
his attention. He has, however, intrusted me with the neces- 
sary medicine (hands to Mrs. A.), which is to be taken reg- 
ularly by Mrs. Antoine (Aside) — and not her daughter. 

Mrs. A. The medicine is not intended for me ? 

J., Jr. Yes, yes. Father. said you should take it, and 
you must also follow directions closely. 

Mrs. A. But I say I am not sick, and certainly this med- 
icine is not intended for me. It's my daughter who is com- 
plaining. 

J., Jr. Listen (confused). Father said you were more 
sick than you really thought; he also remarked that you 
looked very pale, and your rosy complexion looked 
sallow when he last saw you. In fact, you looked about ten 
years older. 

Mrs. A. I knew I was sick all the time. How is the 
Doctor? 



22 SPECIAL SUNDRIES 

J., Jr. Taking everything into consideration, he is en- 
joying the best of health. (Aside.) How can I attract her 
attention? (Coughs, hands letter to Evalina unperceived 
by Mrs. Antoine.) 

Eva, Jerry — I mean Mr. Nevacure — does the Doctor 
say mamma is very ill ? 

J., Jr. No, no; but you know it may prove worse if 
left unattended. 

Mrs. A. Yes, darling, the Doctor knows my constitu- 
tion so well. 

J., Jr. Have you any message to deliver? 

M7^s. A. By the way, how much of the medicine must 
I take? 

J., Jr. (Greatly perplexed.) Why-er, really, I don't 
recollect. Oh ! yes, yes, you must take it all. 

Both. All! (In surprise.) 

J., Jr. Mrs. Antoine, you must take every drop. 

Eva. Jerry — I mean Mr. Nevacure — he surely don't 
mean that. He undoubtedly means so much at a time. 

J., Jr. Of course — what am I thinking of? He said 
you must take a wine-glass full every half hour. 

Mrs, A. (In alarm.) Oh, dear! Assist me to my room, 
I must be terribly sick if such is the case. Please lead me 
to my room at once. (Both lead her to room. Re-enter 
Jerry and Evalina.) 

Eva. A great head you have. 

J., Jr. Nothing in it. 

Eva. Allow me to congratulate you. 



"a rare occurrence" 23 

J., Jr. A capital joke, how ? 

Eva. I expect mamma will be all right again, especially 
when in the presence of the Major. 

J., Jr. Father is in love with your mother 

Eva. And mamma thinks there is no one like the Ma- 
jor. Jerry, as she reciprocates his love, couldn't we en- 
deavor to get them together and make it a double marriage ? 

J., Jr. I doubt it. 

Eva. I say, Jerry, can 't you speak to your father about 
such an arrangement ? I feel quite sure it would meet with 
his approval. 

J., Jr. Such an event would be a very rare occurrence. 
(Aside.) Father and son marrying mother and daughter. 
Hardly. That would make me my mother's son-in-law. 
(Aloud to Evalina.) I will have to think the matter over — 
I'll give you my answer to-morrow. 

Eva. To-morrow ? 

J., Jr. Yes. 

Eva. Come, Jerry, promise me to have an interview 
this very afternoon. 

J., Jr. All right, I will. 

Eva. Thanks. 

J., Jr. Evalina, I would be willing to do anything in 
my power for your sake ; but what a difficult undertaking. 
(Suddenly looks out window, sees the Major coming rapid- 
ly.) Here comes the Major. Where shall I hide ? Conceal 
me. 

Eva. There. (Points to sofa.) (Enter Dr. N.) 



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Dr. N, Good day, Miss Evalina. 

Eva. Good day, sir. 

Dr. N. I never had such a tramp in my whole 
career. To-day was the busiest one I've ever experienced, 
and it seems like all my patients are improving rapidly. 
Would you believe me, I expected to hear of Squire Jones* 
death momentarily during the past fortnight, but when I 
called to-day he was in capital health. The Squire con- 
versed very cheerfully indeed for a dying man. 

J., Jr. (Aside from hiding place.) You had better 
make yourself scarce or I will be a corpse soon. 

Dr. N. Changing the subject, Miss Evalina, really I am 
surprised to find you looking so beautiful, and certainly 
your looks don't deceive me? 

Eva. I am enjoying excellent health, I thank you. 

Dr. N. I was awfully sorry I had to disappoint you 
and your dear mother ; but circumstances over which I had 
no control prevented me from calling in person; however, 
I presume you followed the prescription as per directions. 

Eva. You are evidently mistaken in the person. You 
prescribed for mamma, not for me. 

J., Jr. (Aside.) Sh! Hush! The terrible predicament 
I'm in! (Business endeavoring to catch her eye.) 

Dr. N. Mistaken? Here it reads as plain as day. 
(Produces letter from pocket, but does not show.) 

Eva. Oh, Doctor, mamma was under the impression 
that the medicine was meant for her, and not knowing any 
better, she has accordingly taken the contents of the bottle. 



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J., Jr, (Aside.) Things are getting uncommonly warm 
and disagreeable for me. 

Dr, N. Where, where is your mother? 

J., Jr. (Aside.) In bed, where you ought to be. 

Eva, Oh, sir! she is very ill, and taking the medicine 
you sent her. 

Dr. N. The medicine I sent her ! I emphatically deny 
sending her any medicine. I received a letter written by 
her, stating that you were the individual who was ailing. 
See, here is the letter which demonstrates that I know what 
I am talking about. (Opens letter. Is in the act of show- 
ing when intercepted by Mrs. Antoine, who rushes in 
quickly.) 

Mrs. A. She will see nothing of the kind. (Exeunt 
Jerry and Evalina, former unnoticed. ) 

Dr. N. My dear Mrs. Antoine, how do you do ? I trust 
you feel no bad effects 

Mrs. A. I have taken nearly all of the medicine you 
sent me. 

Dr. N. I sent you no medicine. 

Mrs. A. (Indignant.) Sir? 

Dr. N. I read your note carefully, and as I was unable 
to call personally, I immediately filled the prescription for 
your daughter, who, I inferred, was complaining with the 
headache again, and told my son Jerry to deliver it prompt- 
ly, and for the life of me I can't see how you could have 
misconstrued matters and gone astray. 



9, 



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Mrs. A. The horrid stuff! (Shudders.) -Tell me, will 
I survive ? •• *!> 

Dr. N. Do not be alarmed, it won't hurt you a particle. 
(Kisses her.) (Jerry and Evalina take in the sftuaticm from 
the rear unnoticed and quickly retire laughing.) *^ 

Mrs. A. Thanks. I feel much better. 

Dr. N, The medicine contained nothing injurious. 

Mrs, A. Thank heaven. 

Dr, N. Did you not receive my note ? 

Mrs. A. Sir? 

Dr. N. I say, you got my scribbled letter? 

Mrs. A. No, sir, I did not. 

Dr. N. Do you mean to insinuate that my son gave you^**' 
no letter? 

Mrs. A. Exactly. I received nothing from your son 
but the horrid old medicine, which he said was for Mrs. 
Antoine, so you can readily see it was no misconstruction 
on my part. Furthermore, I want you to bear in mind that 
I am a lady, and do not relish, nor can I appreciate, a so- 
called joke. I did not think any gentleman would have the 
audacity (Enter Evalina quickly). 

Dr. N. (Aside.) The scoundrel will be the death of 
me. (Aloud.) Mrs. Antoine, allow me to conduct you to 
the parlor, there I will endeavor to straighten matters sat- 
isfactorily, as far as I am concerned. 

Eva. Mamma, may I take a stroll along the beach? 
(Pleadingly.) You have no objections? 



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Mrs. A. No, you can not; no use coaxing; you remain 
right here until I return. (Exeunt Mrs. A. and Major.) 

Eva. Mamma is acting very mysteriously of late — 
she doesn't want me to keep company, nor will she grant 
me any freedom at all. I expect with these privileges 
prohibited, she thinks I can not elope. No danger, though; 
its hard to find a nice young man nowadays. (Enter Jerry.) 

J., Jr. Oh! I think not. 

Eva. How you frightened me ! 

J., Jr. I had a remarkable escape that time. The med- 
icine really proved beneficial to your mother's health. 

Eva. You acted your part to perfection. 

J., Jr. I have another scheme in view, which no doubt 
will be seconded and readily endorsed by you. You see 
(confidentially) I have saved considerable money, about one 
hundred dollars, and now I am desirous of marrying the 
young lady to whom I gave the letter. 

Eva. Why subscribe to such nonsense? 

J., Jr. I don't subscribe to anything. Oh, yes, I do. I 
subscribe to Harper's Weekly and numerous other period- 
icals, but I never even open them. I hate reading. 

Eva. I thought you were fond of literature. 

J., Jr. I want some shrewd, intelligent person, female 
preferred (goes closer to her), to read and explain the books 
to me. 

Eva. I catch your idea. 

J., Jr, In other words, I want you to be my wife. 

Eva. The shock is too sudden. 



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J.J Jr. And the performance must occur within the 
next forty-eight hours, and if we don't succeed in obtaining 
the old folks' consent, we will make a runaway match of it, 
then you and I will live forever happily together. 

Eva. Hadn 't you better ask mother first ? It would not 
be proper to wed without even intimating the fact to her. 

J.y Jr. But father would never listen to such a proposi- 
tion, nor would your mother ; nevertheless, I intend to break 
the news gently to the Major. 

Eva. Should he refuse? 

J., Jr. Then we'll elope. 

Eva, What a sensation that would cause ! 

J., Jr. What's the difference ? 

Eva. I feel confident our wish will be gratified. (Sees 
Major and Mrs. A. from distance.) Look, here they come 
now. Brace up, old boy, and be ready to broach the sub- 
ject at the first opportunity. 

J., Jr, Its getting chilly. 

Eva. Why, Jerry, the atmosphere is just delightful. 
In fact, the room is rather warm. 

J., Jr. (Aside.) I feel that way myself. (Enter Mrs. 
A. and Dr. N.) 

Eva. (To Mrs. A.) I hope you had a lovely time at 
the beach. Mamma, you are looking handsome. 

Mrs. A. I feel excellent, too. 

Eva. And, Doctor, you certainly enjoyed yourself. 

Dr. N. Oh, yes ! we had an elegant time ; we took ad- 



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vantage of this ideal spring day, did we not, dear? (to Mrs. 
A.) 

Eva. (Aside to Jerry.) Dear! 

J., Jr. Women come high, but men can't do without 
them. 

Eva. We also enjoyed ourselves during your absence. 

Mrs. A. We? 

Eva. Jerry and I. 

Dr. N. (Sees Jerry for first time.) My son, how in 
the name of goodness did you get here ? 

J., Jr. I did not care to ride, so I walked the distance. 

Dr. N. Have you been lounging about here ever since 
you delivered — I mean, since you did not deliver 

J., Jr. Father, I know you love her, and I thought 
it a capital joke were I to affix Jr. to Nevacure, then 
hand it to Evalina and give the medicine to your 
prospective wife. Now do not feel offended at what 
I have done. Eest assured I'll always be a dutiful son to 
you, no matter (pauses) if I do marry her (points to Eva- 
lina) . 

Dr. N. You insignificant son of rest. Marry! How 
can you support a wife? You haven't sense enough 

J., Jr. No. But I have accumulated a few dollars. 

Dr. N. (Very angry.) Leave the room. (Exit Jerry.) 

Mrs. A. Your son has asked my daughter to marry him. 

Eva. And my future happiness depends upon your 
word. 

Mrs. A. Give Jerry your permission under one condi- 



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tion, same as I am about to do with Evalina. Lock him up 
until we are united. 

Eva. This must be leap year. 

Dr. N. (After little hesitation.) Yes, call him back. 
He shall have my consent. 

Eva. Ill go find him. 

Mrs. A. We must make them wait until next fall for 
their nuptial to be tied, as the oldest must be served first, 
besides age must be respected. 

Dr. N. Why not make it a double wedding? 

Mrs. A. A rare occurrence, indeed, but a double wed- 
ding it shall be. (Enter Evalina.) 

Eva. And the day ? 

Dr. N. That question will be discussed later. (During 
conversation Jerry enters.) Jerry, after studying over the 
matter carefully, I have come to the conclusion that the 
wisest policy would be to give my consent to your marriage 
to Evalina. 

J., Jr. I don't care whether you do or not. 

Dr. N. How dare you insult your old father? (More 
furious.) GrO — go, I say; never let me lay eyes on your 
miserable carcass again. 

J., Jr. I will go, but you'll regret it. 

Eva. If Jerry goes, I go too. 

Tahleau. Both trying to persuade Jerry and Evalina 
to remain. 

Curtain. When curtain rises again, they are reconciled. 
Everything serene. 



"A GIANT AMONGST MEN," 

OR 

"GREATER THAN KING." 

An Original Historical Drama of Ancient Times. 



DRAMATIS PERSONS. 

Jacob Israel An Israelite from Chanaan. 

Joseph His son, afterwards Ruler of Egypt. 

Pharao King of Egypt. 

PuTiPHAR Servant to Pharao. 

Exodus An Egyptian merchant. 

Benjamin . . Son of Jacob and Rebecca, and full brother 

(to Joseph. 
Ruben, 

Simeon, 

JUDA, 

Levi, 

^ ' ) Sons of Jacob and half-brothers to Joseph. 

Dan, 

Nephtali, 
Gad, 

ASER, 

Rebecca Wife to Jacob, and mother of Joseph and 

(Benjamin. 

Lia Wife to Pharao. 

AsENETH An Egyptian beauty — later Joseph's wife. 

Egyptian traders, merchants, servants, attendants, 
witnesses, etc. 



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ACT I. 

Scene I. — Vale of Sichem, near Dothain. 
Scene II. — Court Room in palace of the King. 
Scene III. — ^A Private Room in Pharaohs Castle. 

ACT II. 

Scene I. — The Dungeon. 

Scene II. — Same as in Act I, Scene II. 

ACT III. 

Scene I. — Traders' and Merchants' Meeting Place in 
Street of Cairo. 

Scene II. — Jacob's House at Chanaan. (Exterior view.) 

ACT IV. 

Scene I. — Exterior view of the Castle. 
Scene II. — Bed Chamber in house of Israel. 

Note : — Between Scenes II and III of Act I two months 
elapse. 

Eight years between Acts II and III. 



ACT I. 

Scene I. — Vale of Sichem, near Dothain. 

{At rise of curtain, the ten brothers are supposed to he 
in heated argument. All brothers are present except Jo- 
seph and Benjamin.) 

Jacob. Thou art brethren and must love one another 
devotedly. Bear malice not towards Joseph, for he is my 
faithful and most obedient son. But I shew preference to 
none; I love thee all. 



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Euben, Simeon, and Juda (in one breath.) We hate him 
and can not speak peaceably to him. 

Jacoh. And why art thou prejudiced against him? 
What has he done to thee to derive thine enmity ? 

But 671. He betrayed us to thee, therefore we love him 
not. We despise him. (Enter Joseph and his mother.) 

Joseph. Brethren, brethren, I greet thee with happi- 
ness. (To Jacob.) How art thou, father? (His brothers 
ignore him.) 

Ruhen. (Aside.) The contemptible miscreant. 

Joseph. My beloved brethren, why bear me malice? 
What have I done to gain such ill treatment at your hands? 
Listen : Hear my dream which I dreamed last night. (They 
seem bewildered, and congregate around him. Joseph con- 
tinues in low voice.) I thought we were binding sheaves in 
the field; and my sheaf arose, as it were, and stood up- 
right, and your sheaves standing about bowed down before 
my sheaf. 

Ruhen. (In anger.) What? 

Simeon. (Defiantly.) Shall thou be our king or ruler, 
or shall we be subject to thy dominion? 

Joseph. (Unconcernedly.) I also had another dream. 

Juda. Quiet, thou idiotic traitor. (They gather around 
him as if to handle him roughly, but Jacob comes between.) 

Jacoh. He is thy brother. Do him no harm. Molest 
him not. Let Joseph, my son, proceed with his miraculous 
dreams. 



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Joseph. I saw in a dream, as it were, the sun and the 
moon and eleven stars worshipping me. 

Rebecca. What means this dream that thou hast 
dreamed? Shall I and thy father and thy brethren wor- 
ship thee upon the earth? 

Joseph. Beloved mother, my premonitions are ground- 
less. 

Rebecca. Then why speaketh so indiscreetly? 

Jacob. Thy brethren hate thee and will do thee harm, 
consequently, I pray thee, accompany me. Come, begone. 

Rebecca. (Turns to Euben.) Keep me informed of all 
happenings. 

Joseph. (To Rebecca.) I will escort thee a short dis- 
tance. (Turns to brothers.) I will return shortly. Plot not 
against me. (Exeunt Joseph, Jacob, and Rebecca.) 

Juda. We must seek his life and must depart from him 
forever. 

Simeon. No, brethren, our brother's blood shall not 
stain our hands. (They discuss matters.) 

Ruben. Behold, the dreamer cometh back. 

Juda. Come, let us kill him, and cast his despicable 
carcass into some old pit, and we will say some wild beast 
of the wilderness has devoured him, and then it shall ap- 
pear what his dreams avail him. (Enter Joseph.) 

Joseph. Pray tell me, what has your brother Joseph 
done to be ignored thusly? (They jostle and push him, 
putting their clenched fists in his face, but he does not re- 
sent their imputations.) 



"a giant amongst men" 35 

Bub en. Take away not his life, nor shed his bl6od, but 
throw him into the pit that is in the wilderness, and keep 
our hands harmless. 

Juda and Simeon (to Ruben). Thou art a poltroon. 

Juda. We have hearkened to thy entreaties, but now 
thou slingest away and betrayest our confidence in thee. 
Coward that thou art! 

Ruben. (With remorse.) I would not have harm befall 
my brother at his brethren's hands, as desirous I am of 
delivering him out of your clutches, and restore him to our 
father and mother, who love him intensely. 

Brethren. No, no. 

Juda. Strip him of his coat of many colors and cast 
him into yonder pit, where there is no wakening, for the 
dead reveal no secrecies. (They hastily strip him of his 
favorite garment and cast him into pit.) 

Ruben. What will it profit us to kill our brother Jo- 
seph and conceal his blood ? 

Simeon. It is better that he be sold to the Ishmaelites, 
and that our hands be not defiled, as he is our brother and 
our flesh. Agree all to this? 

Brethren. We do. 

Juda. See, here come the Medianite merchants, who are 
on their way to Egypt, and why not proffer him to them? 

Ruben. (Aside.) Ridiculous. (Aloud.) Dispose of our 
own flesh and blood? 

Juda. But the scurrilous hypocrite within a fortnight 
will come back to his former surroundings for further mo- 
lestations. 



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Simeon. Juda, thou hast a remarkable head on thy 
shoulders. (Enter Exodus and Aseneth with attendants.) 

Exodus. Why do such idle men carouse around here 
so listlessly? Shame on such laziness! Have none of ye 
permanent employment? 

Ruben. We are shepherds and tradesmen. 

Exodus. What art thine offerings ? 

Buhen. We have in our possession a youth whom we 
care not to support, and whom we are anxiotis to dispose of. 

Juda. (Beckoning to brothers.) Forward! Shew the 
Egyptian gentleman our holding. (Aside to brothers.) Sil- 
ver pieces are beneficial to our bodies, while Joseph is det- 
rimental to our souls. 

Exodus. (Scrutinizes Joseph carefully.) Why desire 
ye to get rid of such a magnificent piece of humanity ? Have 
none of ye sympathy in your hearts ? (To Joseph.) Have 
you been maltreated by these villainous, unscrupulous bar- 
barians ? 

Joseph. My brethren despise me for imaginary causes. 
This supernatural hatred, however, is inexplicable. 

Juda. Preposterous! He speaks not what is true. (To 
Joseph.) Thou unmitigated liar! Thou art not our brother, 
thou art a traitor! 

Joseph. I reiterate what I have just said. I am their 
brother. (To Ruben.) Ruben, disclaim thou thine own 
brother Joseph? (Pauses.) I defy thee to deny my as- 
sertions. 

Exodus. (To Ruben.) Know thou him? 



"a giant amongst men" 37 

Buhen. I know him not. He is a stranger. 

Aseneth. Spiritless ignoramuses, have ye no pity on 
this poor defenseless creature? What atrocities has this 
friendless youth of handsome countenance committed? He 
is to be pitied. (To Exodus.) Aseneth will see that this 
cumbersome burden is unloaded from their disreputable 
shoulders. I pray thee, I beseech thee, good Exodus, buy 
of them this stripling, and thou wilt be generously re- 
warded, I assure thee, by King Pharao. 

Exodus. How many silver pieces require you for his 
exchange ? 

Aseneth. (To Joseph.) But wilt thou accede to such 
an arrangement for the sale of thy body? 

Joseph. Yes, innocent maiden, rather I would be sold 
as a slave a thousand times than be harassed and undergo 
untold agony and hardships at the hands of my own flesh 
and blood. 

Aseneth. Proffer them hastily twenty silver pieces 
and have him accompany us to the palace of King Pharao, 
who undoubtedly will harken to my pleadings and reim- 
burse you handsomely for your expenditure and trouble. 

Exodus. (Puts money in Ruben's hands.) Is the prop- 
osition acceptable to all concerned? 

Brethren, Yes, much pleased are we. (Exeunt Exodus, 
Joseph, Aseneth and attendants.) 

Ruben. (Disconsolately.) Brethren, we have done 
wrong. Our detestable brother Joseph will never again in 
life appear amongst us, and whither shall we go without 



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him? We to home can not go without him, for our poor 
father's heart will break should we return without his be- 
loved son. What shall we do? 

Simeon. Our brother Joseph has been unjustly treated, 
but it is too late for rectification. 

Juda. (Picks up coat.) The coat so dearly prized by 
our father. What shall be done with it? 

Ruben. Kill a kid and dip the garment in the blood, 
sending it to our father, saying to him we found the cloak 
in the wilderness ; doubtless some irrational quadruped has 
eaten Joseph. 

Juda. Yes, father w^ill acknowledge it, saying it is my 
son's coat, an evil wild beast hath devoured his body. 
(Brothers are in act of taking coat away, when confronted 
by Joseph, Exodus, Aseneth and attendants. Joseph 
beckons them back.) 

Joseph. Brethren, I come back to satisfy myself that 
my disposal to the Egyptians meets with your approbation. 
Has remorse overcome any one individually? It is not too 
late for retribution. Therefore, should each and every 
brother, after due deliberation and consultation, deplore 
my permanent leave-taking, speak him immediately, my 
time amidst ye is limited. (They consult with each other.) 

Aseneth. To what conclusion have ye come? 

Exodus. (To Ruben.) Think you well before you 
utter. 

Brethren. We repent not. 

Buhen. Go, ignominiously, go. 



"a giant amongst men" 39 

Juda. Go, thine bespattered countenance haunts us. 

Joseph. Farewell, brethren, farewell. I leave thee— 
possibly forever — forever. Love and protect our father and 
mother and see naught befalls them. (They stand with 
bowed heads as Joseph and party move slowly away.) 

End of Scene I, Act I. 

ACT I. 

Scene II. — Court Room in Pharaohs Palace. 
(King, Queen and attendants are discovered seated. 

Enter Aseneth.) 

Aseneth. Good Uncle Pharao, I have a favor to ask of 
thee. Promise me thou will grant it. 

Pharao. (Laughingly.) And what is it? I grant thee, 
dear child, anything in my powder, provided it is in reason. 

Aseneth. While coming through the valley of Sichem 
we came across some tradesmen who offered Exodus, chief 
captain of the army, a Hebrew, beautiful of face and hand- 
some to behold. I persuaded Exodus to purchase him from 
these Israelites — (interrupted by Pharao). 

Pharao. Why interest thou in his w^elfare? 

Aseneth, Ah, dear uncle, I can not help it ; his angelic 
features overwhelm my sensibilities. 

Pharao. I comprehend not this nonsensical jabbering. 
Could thou love a son of Israel, whose people the Egyptians 
despise ? Pooh, bah, what rot ! 

Aseneth. Had you observed his benevolent facial ex- 
pression when sold to Exodus, I dare say your heart would 



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have been penetrated with sympathy at such inhuman 
treatment heaped upon him by those illiterate heathens. 

Pharao. Nonsense. Only imaginary girlish fancies. 

Aseneth. I beseech thee, good King, have I offended 
thee, I pray thine forgiveness, but turn not my allegations 
adrift. 

Lia. (To Pharao.) Hearken, my liege Lord, she loves 
him, so listen to her pleadings. 

Pharao. Foolish yearnings of a passionately love-sick 
maiden. 

Lia. Beautiful Aseneth, confidentially, love you this 
youth devotedly thou ravest about so much? 

Aseneth. Yes, my unrequited love and affection for 
Joseph can not be appeased. I love him to distraction. 

Lia. Know you where he is ? 

Aseneth. He is without. 

Pharao. Deliver him to me at once. 

Aseneth. Yes, your Highness. (Aseneth rushes off 
screaming.) Exodus! Exodus! he blames thee not! 

Pharao. I desire to scrutinize this youth's beautiful 
countenance and handsome to behold. Ha ! ha ! 

Lia. Me thought thou would finally consent. (Enter 
Aseneth accompanied by Joseph, Exodus, and servants.) 

Exodus. Your Highness, we came across this stripling 
on our journey, and, being persuaded by Aseneth that 
he could administer to you bountifully, and would find favor 
in your sight, I bought him of the Israelites, paying twenty 
silver pieces for his release. Begrudge you this price for 



"a giant amongst men'' 41 

such as he? (Presents him to Pharao, who looks him over 
carefully.) 

Aseneth. (Whispers to Pharao.) Retain him, I pray 
thee. 

Lia. Yes, liege Lord, give him shelter. 

Pharao, Commit him to stay and of good hospitality 
can he avail himself. 

Joseph. I thank thee, prosperous King. I thank thee. 
End of Scene II, Act L 

ACT I. 

Scene III. — {A lapse of two months between Scenes 

2 and 3.) 

Scene III. — A Private Boom in the Castle. 

Joseph. (Alone.) My brethren cast me in a pit to 
avenge their animosity toward me, and then saw fit to sell 
my body to the Egyptian merchants. (In anger.) But my 
revenge will be gratified. (Lowering voice.) No, no, Jo- 
seph, thou would only put thyself in deplorable state with 
thy superiors should thou pursue such a course, and 
would not be commended upon by thy master. I will bear 
it with patience. What changes the future might bring 
may be favorable to me, besides, the time does not seem 
distant when Joseph will be recognized not only by his un- 
worthy brethren, but by the Egyptians as well. (During 
soliloquy Lia enters unnoticed by Joseph ; she endeavors to 
embrace him.) 

Lia. Graceful creature that thou art! 

Joseph. Dost thou mistake me for King Pharao? 



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Lia. No, precious Joseph, no, my heart for thee 
is intensified with love. I pine for thee day by day 
and night by night. Even a king's wife, a queen that 
I am, I can not control the aiTection I bear for thee. Try 
as I might, I can not, I shall not, I will not forget thee. 

Joseph. Away! away! thou art mad, woman. Thou 
knowest not what thou dost. Away, I say, away, woman 1 

Lia. No, no. I love thee distractedly, so cast me not 
aside. 

Joseph. Lia, Queen of Egypt, I am thine husband- 
man's servant, being here nigh on two months; be- 
neath thee in station of life, and not worthy of thee 
were you free of bondage, I being a Hebrew, whose 
people are abhorred by the Egyptians, could not anticipate 
recognition from one of their kindred. Go you to Pharao, 
thy husband, for love and protection. 

Lia. Though my station in life is far above thine, still 
that does not diminish my affection for my adored one. 

Joseph. But thou art Pharao 's wife. 

Lia. Yes. 

Joseph. Then go to him. He loves you. 

Lia. Pharao I detest. I love him not. I love only you. 
(Goes towards him as if to embrace him, and in his eager- 
ness to get away his mantle falls to floor.) 

Joseph. Behold, my master, his Highness, has deliv- 
ered all things to me, has made me his confidant, and now 
hardly knows what belongs to him ; think you then I would 



*'a giant amongst men'* 4^ 

betray his confidence by reciprocating the love and friend- 
ship thou bearest for me? No, never. 

Lia. Joseph, I implore thee to flee with me. 

Joseph. With thee who art his wife? How can I do 
such a wicked, malicious deed, and sin not only against him, 
but my living God ? 

Lia. Mark me well. Thou wilt repent when *tis 
too late. (Exit Joseph, enter Putiphar and other serv- 
ants.) See, Putiphar, he has brought in a Hebrew to 
abuse me. He came to assault me, and when I cried out 
he fled and left the garment that I hold (holds up cloak) 
on the floor. 

Putiphar. The miserable wretch. (Pharao enters.) 

Lia. (To Pharao.) The Hebrew servant, Joseph, whom 
thou hast favored, came to offer indignities to me; and 
when he heard me cry he left this garment and fled out, I 
know not where. 

Pharao. Joseph committed this dastardly offense? 
(Pauses.) Where is the abominable perjurer? Bring 
him forth at once. (Servants drag him in. Joseph 
is endeavoring to explain to the King, but they bind him 
hand and foot.) Cast him in the dungeon to remain there 
until death separates him from this earth. 
End of Act L 



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ACT II. 

Sceiie I. — The Dungeon. {With harred windows in rear.) 

Joseph. A meek and humble youth like myself^ who 
has done nothing to a living soul, is east in this dungeon, 
merely to appease the passionate jealous rage of woman, 
who otherwise might have come to extremities. So great is 
the power of woman over man that she thinks not of what 
excruciating pain is meted out to innocent culprits, not 
yielding or submitting to her entreaties. Things she has 
said will be proved false, I earnestly pray; she then shall 
be treated such as I, by which means of affliction she will 
be brought back to her senses, and sincere repentance for 
immorality will be forthcoming. (Paces up and down cell.) 
My frame is wasting awaj^; my body will be but a shadow 
of its former self. My strength will fail me in a few weeks, 
only to be gathered to my people, for within these dingy 
walls life's string will be cut short. That is, I am going to 
die, so follow my ancestors that have gone before me, and 
to join their everlasting companionship in another world. 
(Pauses.) I will look to Thee for salvation. (Points to 
Heaven. Sounds of voices heard without.) 

Guardsmen. (Without.) Hail! Hail! the Queen comes. 

Lia. Open wide the dungeon door. (Door opens and 
Lia enters.) I humblest myself to come here in the 
dungeon observed only by the guardsmen. I stealeth 
away from my boudoir, and from my husbandman, who 
knows not where I am, to ask of thee for thy love. Joseph, 



"a giant amongst men'' 45 

thou knowest not how I have suffered since your incarcera- 
tion through thine own fault, and because thou repulsed 
my entreaties. My testimony against thee brought thee 
here, and my testimony in thy favor will liberate thee. Take 
courage, be valiant and overcome this obstinacy. 

Joseph. Leave me, leave me, woman, and let me suffer 
alone in my misery. I would a thousand times suffer pangs 
of agony rather than accede to thy wishes. 

Lia. Think thou a second time before answering. 
(Pleadingly.) Whatsoever thou shall command I will do. 

Joseph. Go in peace. Do not thou this folly. Go and 
get thee gone, for yonder guardsmen will reveal to the King 
what has happened. 

Lia. (Disconsolately.) I shall not be able to bear my 
shame. I will speak to Pharao for his forgiveness, and I 
know he will not deny me to thee. 

Joseph. But if you will do so wickedly, both you and 
I will perish together. 

Lia. So may it be. 

Joseph. While I am yet living I will rebel against 
thee. Gather unto me all the guardsmen and servants 
and I will speak these words in their hearing, calling 
heaven and earth against them, as I know after my 
death you will continue to do wicked. Thou wilt quick- 
ly turn aside from straight path of righteousness I com- 
manded thee. (Raises face upward.) Hear, ye heavens, 
the things I speak — Let the earth give ear to the words of 
my mouth. (Noise heard without.) 



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Guardsmen. (Without.) No admittance. (Aseneth is 
seen gazing through barred windows.) 

Lia. The day of destruction is near at hand and the 
time makes haste to come, so Joseph, I beseech thee again, 
flee with me. 

Aseneth. (Without.) Lia, thy infidelity is exposed; 
proof thereof I have these guardsmen and soldiers. The 
King shall be made acquainted with all thy rascality. The 
guilty shall be condemned of wickedness, the innocent shall 
be acquitted. Thou wilt pay dearly for thy perfidy before 
the going down of another sun. The King shall know all. 
(Aseneth and soldiers disappear from view. Noise and con- 
fusion without. Door opens and Putiphar enters, while 
Queen Lia disappears through door unnoticed just as Put- 
iphar is entering.) 

Joseph. I abandon not all hope. The treacherous 
woman has been entrapped ; but will the King be merciful ? 
(Turns and sees Putiphar.) What committed thou to get 
thyself here, Putiphar? 

Putiphar. I offended the King, and he shewing me 
no mercy, passed punishment upon me to remxain in this 
dungeon indefinitely. 

Joseph, Thou hast a chance by good behavior to gain 
thy liberty — while my prospect for freedom is decidedly 
against me. 

Putiphar. I have served my master to the uttermost of 
my ability and have no recollection of having offended him. 



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Joseph. But why is your countenance sadder to-day 
than usual? 

Putiphar. I dreamed a dream last night. 

Joseph. Unbosom thyself. 

Putiphar. Yes, a dream. 

Joseph. What was it? 

Putiphar. I saw before me a vine on which were three 
branches, which by little and little sent out buds, and after 
the blossoms brought forth ripe grapes : and the cup of 
Pharao was in my hand. I took the grapes and pressed them 
in the cup which I held and gave the cup to King Pharao. 

Joseph. This is the interpretation of the dream: 
The three branches are yet but three days, after which 
Pharao will remember thy services, and will restore 
thee to thy former place; and thou shalt present him the 
cup according to thy office as before thou wast wont to do. 
Only remember, when it shall be well with thee, do me this 
kindness — put Pharao in mind to take me out of this prison, 
as I am innocent, innocent, so help me God. 

Putiphar. Be it true, I shall intercede in thy behalf. 
I swear it. 

End of Scene 7, Act II. 



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ACT 11. 

Scene II. — Same as in Act I, Scene II. 
{Court Boom in the Palace.) 
{King Pharao discovered seated on throne surrounded 
hy his servants and attendants.) 

Pharao. Last night I had a dream. I dreamed I stood 
by the river, out of which came up seven kine, very beauti- 
ful and fat; and they fed in marshy places. Other seven 
also came up out of the river, ill-favored and lean, and they 
fed on the bank of the river in green places. And the latter 
devoured those whose bodies were very beautiful and well- 
conditioned. I awakened suddenly. I slept again, and 
dreamed another dream. Seven ears of corn came up upon 
one stalk full and fair. Then seven other ears sprung 
thin and blasted, and devoured all the beauty of the former. 
I then awoke struck with fear. 

Putiphar. I confess my sin to your Highness. I hav- 
ing offended thee the other day, and thou being angry with 
thy servant, commanded nie to be thrown into the dungeon. 

Pharao. What hast that to do with my dreams? 

Putiphar. The night before thy servant was cast in 
prison, I had a dream foreboding things to come. Joseph, 
the Jew, was in the same dungeon, to whom I narrated my 
dream. And I heard what afterwards the event of the thing 
proved to be so, for I was restored to my position as thy 
servant. 

Pharao. (With remorse, aside.) Innocent Joseph, 



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whom I have forgotten to liberate. (Aloud.) Bring him 
forth. 

Putiphar. Your Highness, I will. 

Pharao. Tell him the King honorably acquits him of 
charges preferred, as I am thoroughly convinced that 
Joseph is guiltless of evil-doing. (Exeunt Putiphar and at- 
tendants.) An innocent youth tortured unmercifully for 
Lia's unfaithfulness. Oh, woman, treacherous, deceitful 
woman ! 

Servants. Behold, your Highness. (Re-enter Putiphar 
and Joseph.) 

Putiphar. Here is he who has been incarcerated in the 
dungeon. He undoubtedly can expound thy dreams. 

Pharao. Joseph, freedom is thine for evermore, 

Joseph. Thank thee, good King. I 

Pharao. Enough, youth, enough. I deplore the cir- 
cumstances, but I now give thee absolute liberty. In- 
nocent sufferer, thou art not to blame. Lia, my spouse, 
has proven false; I have divorced her from me — cast her 
aside to die alone in misery. I can utter no more — my heart 
is broken. 

Putiphar. Repeat thy dreams to Joseph and receive 
enlightenment. 

Pharao. I have dreamed two dreams, and I know of 
nobody that can interpret them to my satisfaction. I have 
heard that thou art wise at interpreting dreams. 

Joseph. I shall endeavor to give King Pharao a pros- 
perous answer. 



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Pharao. Methought I stood upon the bank of the river 
when seven kine came up out of the river, exceedingly- 
beautiful and fleshy, and they grazed on green places in 
marshy pastures. And behold there followed these seven 
other kine, very sickly looking and lean, which I never saw 
the like in Egypt. The latter devoured and consumed the 
former, and gave no mark of their being full ; but were as 
lean and ill -looking as before. I awoke, then fell asleep 
again. I dreamed a second time : Seven ears of corn grew 
upon one stalk, full and exceedingly fair; other seven, thin 
and blasted, sprung of the same stock, and they devoured 
the beauty of the former. 

Joseph. Hast thou narrated these dreams to the Egyp- 
tian conjecturers? 

Pharao. Yes, but there is no man in Egypt that can 
expound them. 

Joseph. The King's dreams I will endeavor to explain 
to thee. 

Pharao. Do, and thou wilt be rewarded. 

Joseph. The seven beautiful kine and the seven full 
ears are seven years of plenty, and both contain the same 
meaning of the dream. The seven lean kine that came up 
after them, and the seven thin ears that were blasted with 
the burning wind, are seven years of famine to come, which 
shall be fulfilled in this order. 

Pharao. How ? 

Joseph. Behold, there shall come seven years of great 
plenty in the whole land; after which shall follow other 



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seven years of so great scarcity that all the abundance be- 
fore shall be forgotten, for the famine shall consume the 
entire land, and the greatness of the scarcity shall destroy 
the greatness of the plenty. 

Pharao. While this interpretation somewhat shocks my 
nerves, 'tis well done. 

Joseph. And for that thou didst see the second time a 
dream pertaining to the same thing — it is a token of the 
certainty. 

Pharao. Cometh that to pass as thou explainest, then 
we must get in readiness for the catastrophe that is to fol- 
low. 

Aseneth. Let the King, therefore, install a wise and in- 
dustrious man to govern things according to predictions. 

Joseph. Your Highness, appoint overseers over all the 
countries, and gather into the barns the fifth part of the 
products during the seven fruitful years that shall shortly 
come. 

Pharao. Let all the corn be laid up under Pharao 's 
hands and be reserved in the cities. 

Joseph. Yes; have it in readiness against the famine of 
seven years to ensue, which shall oppress Egypt, and the 
land shall not be consumed with scarcity. 

Pharao. I have implicit faith in thy interpretations. 
' Aseneth. And can ye find such another man who could 
fill the place so acceptably as Joseph? 

Servants, etc. We think not. 

Pharao. Having utmost confidence in thee, Joseph, I 



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now make thee overseer over my house, and at the command- 
ings of thy mouth all my people shall obey thee, only in the 
kingly throne will I be above thee. 

Joseph. I accept thine offer. I shall do unto thy sub- 
jects as they shall do unto me. 

Pharao. Behold! I also appoint thee over the whole 
land of Egypt. (Takes ring from his own hand, and puts 
it on Joseph's finger. Also encircles gold necklace around 
his neck.) I now proclaim thee governor over the entire 
land of Egypt. 

Joseph. But why bestoweth thou this authority upon 
me, who am only a Hebrew? 

Pharao. (Confidentially.) I am Pharao, King of Egypt, 
without thy commandment no living soul in Egypt shall 
move hand or foot. Furthermore, I give unto thee to wife 
beloved Aseneth, daughter of Gotteses. (Pharao takes their 
hands and clasps them together.) Tableau. 

End of Act II. 
Note. — Between Acts II and III eight years elapse. 



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ACT III. 

Scene I. — A Street in Cairo, Egypt. 

{The King and his private servants are surrounded hy 

villagers, etc., who are in want of food.) 

Exodus. Your Highness, these people want for nec- 
essaries of life. The famine has been on for some time, 
and most of them are in destitute circumstances for 
want of food. We all have money to pay for eatables. 
(Enter Joseph.) 

Joseph. (To crowd.) Ye shall be satisfied. (Waves 
them back.) 

Crowd. Hurray ! Hurray ! Long live the Ruler ! 

Joseph. The fruitfulness of seven years came, and the 
corn and wheat being bound up into sheaves, were gathered 
together into the barns of Egypt, and abundance of grain 
was laid up everywhere at my suggestions, and under my 
supervision. There was so great abundance of wheat that 
it was equal to the sand of yonder sea, and the plenty ex- 
ceeded measure before the famine came upon our land. The 
seven years of scarcity is now upon us; the calamity pre- 
vails in the whole land, but there is bread in our possession 
to satisfy our entire surroundings, and all of ye will be pro- 
tected against oppression. 

Pharao. Fear not. Ye oppressed will be protected from 
desperation. (Slowly leaves.) 

Exodus. But, your Eoyal Highness, our immediate 
wants must be gratified. 



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Pharao. Go to Mm (points to Joseph), and do what he 
bids, abide by his commands. (Exit.) 

Joseph. (To Exodus.) Why were thou so indolent? 

Exodus. In time of plenty I forgetteth time of famine. 
I reaped money together neglecting the future, but prosper- 
ity just passed has brought much silver to our purses. 

Joseph. (To crowd.) Ye shall not want, for I have 
abundance of food within. (Enter Joseph's brothers on 
camels and burros.) 

Buhen. "We have heard that wheat is sold in Egypt. 

Exodus. And so it is. 

Simeon. (To Exodus.) Our father saith to us: Go ye 
down and purchase us necessaries so we may live and not be 
consumed with want. We have money to pay for food pro- 
vided it can be obtained. 

Exodus. Go to him (points to Joseph), and do as he 
bids, for he is ruler of the land of plenty. (His brothers 
do not know him ; Joseph, however, recognizes them imme- 
diately, but speaks to them as strangers.) 

Joseph. Whence came you? 

Buhen. From the land of Chanaan to buy necessaries 
of life. 

Joseph. Ye are spies. Ye are come to view the weaker 
parts of the land. 

Buhen. It is not so, my lord. Thy servants are come 
to obtain food. We are peaceable men and mean no plot. 

Simeon, Yes; we are sons of one man; we are come as 
peaceable men, neither do thy servants go about any evil. 



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Joseph. It is otherwise ; you have come to consider the 
unfenced parts of this country. 

Ruben. We, thy servants, are twelve brethren, the sons 
of one man, in the land of Chanaan; the youngest is with 
our old father, the other is not living. 

Joseph. Not living? 

Buben. Yes. Dead. 

Joseph. I believe thee not. You are spies. I shall now 
presently try what ye are. By the health of Pharao ye 
shall not depart hence until your youngest brother come. 
Send one of ye to fetch him, and thou (to Ruben) shall be 
imprisoned 'til what you hath said be proved, whether it 
be true or false, or else I again say : Ye are spies. Or if ye 
be peaceable men, let one of ye be bound in prison and go 
ye others your way and carry the corn and wheat that you 
buy unto your houses. 

Simeon. Be it as thou commandest. I will stay. 

Joseph. Well said; 'tis done. (Attendants lead him 
off.) (Exeunt Simeon and attendants. Joseph also orders 
their sacks filled with corn and wheat. When sacks 
are filled and they are leaving, Joseph accosts them.) For- 
get not to bring your youngest brother to me, that I may 
find your words to be true, and your other brother may not 
die. When ye do present to me your youngest brother, ye 
may receive this man again that is kept in prison, and after- 
wards may have leave to purchase what you will. (Exeunt 
the nine brothers. Enter Lia.) 

Lia. I beseech thee, good Joseph, help the poverty- 



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stricken. I need necessaries of life, but have no money with 
which to buy them. Starvation is staring me in the face. 
Be lenient with the unfortunate creature who has caused 
thee agony and humiliation, but who in consequence is suf- 
fering dearly for her crime. 

Joseph. I know thee not. 

Lia. I am Lia, former Queen of Egypt. 

Joseph. (Greatly surprised.) Lia? What brought you 
to such distress? 

Lia. What? 

Joseph. Yes. 

Lia. My love for thee. 

Joseph. Nonsense. 

Lia. My sufferings during the past eight years have 
been such that I can not express them with words, and my 
condition now is exceedingly critical. I am gradually 
waning away for the want of substantial food. Joseph, I 
have wronged thee grievously, but God knows how I have 
repented for the misdemeanor. (Kneels and bows before 
him.) 

Joseph. Woman, bow not before me, who is beneath 
thee. Thy love for me hast driven thee to be an outcast, 
forlorn and despised, to be left alone to suffer unmistak- 
able agonies, but in Joseph Israel thou hast an everlasting 
friend and protector. Henceforth thou will not want. Lia, 
I bequeath unto thee prosperous lands and food enough to 
gratify thee for years to come. Hardships I know thou 
must have endured, but thou will endure no further suf- 



"a giant amongst men" 57 

ferings, for I will take care of thee the balance of thy days. 
Yes, take care of thee. Thou shalt know no want. 

Lia. I desire no recognition from thee whom I have 
caused so much unnecessary worry and anxiety. 

Joseph. While I am superior to King in my people's 
estimation, I am no more in the eyes of God than a common, 
ordinary being, identically the same as other men. (Dur- 
ing conversation Aseneth enters.) 

Aseneth. Who may this woman be in whom thou in- 
terests thyself so much ? 

Joseph, Away, good wife, away. Let me continue my 
conversation uninterruptedly with the former Queen. 

lAa. Aseneth, I am Lia, thine aunt. 

Aseneth. My aunt? 

Lia. Yes, former Queen. 

Aseneth. (Scornfully.) Such as you I recognize not. 

Joseph. No matter whether she pleases thee or not, I 
am her friend. (During latter part of conversation Pharao 
enters and overhears greater portion of their talk.) 

Pharao. (Recognizes Lia.) Begone, woman, begone. 
Why comest thou disguised in this manner to Egypt? 
To prison with this harlot. (Attendants are in act of 
taking her off when Joseph orders them back.) 

Joseph. This woman shall go her way in peace. I will 
protect her with my life if it depended upon it. Let her 
begone unmolested. 

Pharao. What right hast thou to interfere with my 
rulings ? Am I not King of Egypt ? 



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Joseph. My authority exceeds not thine; but I am a 
giant amongst the people who love me, and I am superior to 
monarchs in their estimation, so go thee thy way and she 
will do likewise. 

Pharao. (Angrily.) Pooh! bah! Joseph, thy days on 
earth are numbered. Mark me well. (Exit slowly.) 

Joseph. Death has no fears for me. (To Lia.) Lia, take 
these documents (takes papers from pocket) and claim all 
the possessions they embrace, besides, come at will and the 
barns are open to thee, for I know thou art now a good 
woman — naught will make me think otherwise. 

Aseneth. Joseph, why dost thou bestow such valuable 
treasures upon this disreputable person, who deserves to be 
cast amongst swine and devoured by them ? 

Joseph. (In low tone of voice.) No, dear Aseneth; 
thou mis takes t thyself. Lia is disposed to be good. Her 
downfall was caused on account of the intense devotion she 
bore for thy husband. She has suffered many years in si- 
lence for the atonement of her sin, and feeling in my heart 
that she retains her purity has caused me to bequeath unto 
her riches, which we need not, thereby enabling her to die in 
splendor as she was brought up in life. I know thou wilt 
fully agree with me when the truth be known. 

Aseneth. Good, loving husband, thine intentions are 
praiseworthy; always helping the unfortunates is thy de- 
light. (Turns to Lia.) Lia, come, be friends. 

Lia. (Extends hand.) After all, Aseneth, life is but 
a dream. (Tableau.) » 

End of Scene I, Act III. 



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ACT III. 

Scene II. — Exterior of Jacob's house at Chanaan. 
{Jacoh and Benjamin are seen conversing.) 

Benj. See, father, yonder comes thy wanderers, my 
brethren. 

Jacoh. My eyes fail me. I can not see them. (Enter 
the nine brothers with sacks, etc., who open them, and find 
money in same. They are very excited and astonished.) 

Ruhen. My money is given me again; behold, it is in 
the sack. How came it there I know not. 

All. Our money is also here. 

Ruhen. What is this that God has done unto us? 

Jacoh. What hath ye done to be so astonished ? 

Ruhen. The lord of the land spoke roughly to us, ac- 
cusing us of being spies to the country. 

Juda. And we answered him: We are peaceable men 
and mean no plot; we came here to buy food, and mean no 
harm. 

Ruhen. Furthermore, I told him we were twelve brethren, 
born of one father; one is not living, the youngest is with 
our father in the land of Chanaan. And he saith to us: 
Hereby shall I know that you are peaceable men. Leave 
your brother Simeon with me and take ye necessary pro- 
visions for your homes, and go your ways. Be sure to 
bring your youngest brother to me that I may know you 
are not spies, and you may reclaim this man again that is 



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kept in prison, and afterwards may have leave to buy what 
you will. 

Jacob. (In despair.) You have made me to be without 
children. Joseph is not living; Simeon is kept in bounds 
and Benjamin you will take away. All these evils are fallen 
upon me in my old days. 

Ruben. Father, kill my two sons if I bring him not to 
thee. I swear I shall return Benjamin safely to thee again. 

Jacob. I can not let him go. 

Kuhen. Yes, father, it must be so. Let him in my care. 

Jacob. The shock will kill thy aged father. 

Ruben. Deliver him unto my hands, and I will restore 
him to thee. 

Jacob. No, my son Benjamin shall not go down with 
you. His brother is dead and he is left alone. If any harm 
befalls him in the land to which you go, you will bring down 
my white hairs with sorrow to hell. 

Benj. Father, I am willing to go. Fear not, Ruben 
will protect thy youngest son. 

Jacob. I can not let him go. I will not accede to thy 
wishes. I will not consent. I can not part with Benjamin. 

Juda. The man declareth unto us with the attestation 
of an oath, saying : You shall never see Simeon 's face again 
unless you bring your youngest brother with you. He was 
determined and meant what he said. 

Ruben. If thou wilt therefore send him with us, we 
will set out together and will bring provisions to thee for 
a long time to come. 



"a giant amongst men" 61 

Juda. And if thou wilt not, we will not go, as the man 
declared unto us positively that we need not return without 
Benjamin. 

Jacob. Ye hath done this for my misery in that you 
told him you had also another living brother. 

Ruben. Send the boy with me that we may proceed on 
our journey, and may live lest we perish for want of neces- 
saries of life. I, therefore, urgently beseech thee, let him 
accompany us. If I do not restore him to thee, I will be 
guilty of sin against thee forever. 

Jacob. No, children, I can not give my consent. 

Ruben. Yes, father, do. 

Jacob. If it must needs be so, do what you will. Take 
down presents to the man, and take with you double money, 
and carry back what ye found in your sacks lest perhaps 
it was done by mistake. Take also your brother Benjamin 
to the man, and may Almighty God make him favorable to 
you and send back with ye your brother Simeon, whom he 
keepeth. As for me, I shall be desolate without my children. 

Benj. Father, you, too, come go with us. 

Ruben. Yes, father, accompany us to Egypt ; good care 
will be taken of thee, and we will see that nothing befalls 
thee. 

Jacob. It can not be. 

Ruben. It must be. Thou shalt go with us. 

Jacob. I can not go. 

Ruben. You will go. 

Jacob. I am now eighty years old, have never been 



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beyond the limits of our own land; (pauses) I will not go 
with you possibly to be brought back a corpse. 

Ruben. That matters not. But we can not go back 
without brother Benjamin, and as father will not consent 
to his accompanying us alone, there is nothing left to do but 
have father go along. If left behind, he will be melancholy 
and sad. 

Juda. But can he withstand the long, tedious journey 
that we again contemplate ? 

Benj. With the assistance of such stalwart men, he as- 
suredly can. Should death overtake him, however, helped 
it can not be; besides, our father is old, and this is to be 
expected, and likely to occur at any tim^e. 

Ruben. 'Tis too late for arguments. If we are to re- 
turn to Egypt, we must do so without delay, as disappoint 
us the good Ruler, hard it would be with our brother Sim- 
eon. 

Jacob. If it is as thou saith, I will consent to go with 
ye with the oath that ye will protect thy aged father 
shouldst mishaps open before me. 

Ruben. We promise we will protect thee with our lives. 

All Brethren. We will shield our father. 

Ruben. Yes. 

Jacob. I will go to Egypt with my children to sacrifice 
myself at the Ruler's feet in behalf of Simeon's liberation. 
Oh, what sufferings endure I in my old days, but it must 
be so. (To Ruben.) I will go — reluctantly. (They pack 
their belongings and rush to and fro getting ready for their 



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second visit to Eg^ypt, making it as comfortable as possible 
for their father. They slowly leave.) Goodbye, old home- 
stead — goodbye, Chanaan. If 'tis the good Lord's will, 
I will return; if otherwise — goodbye. 

End of Act III. 

ACT IV. 

Scene I. — Exterior view of the Castle. {Joseph and broth- 
ers conversing. Jacob and Benjamin are in rear.) 

Ruben. We desire thee to hear us. We came down 
once before to buy food, and when we had bought and 
came to our house, we opened our sacks and found 
our moneys in the mouth of the sacks, which we have 
now brought again in the same weight. Because of 
the money which we carried back the first time in our 
sacks we are brought in, that you may not bring upon 
us a false accusation, and by violence make slaves of us on 
account of thievery. Whence came the money, or how came 
it in our possession again, we know not, but upon reaching 
our home we discovered in our sacks the identical money 
which we proffered to thee in exchange for corn and wheat. 
We, feeling alarmed and frightened, cried out : Our money 
is returned to us, but how came it in our sacks we can not 
understand, unless thy servants by mistake put it there. 

Juda. And we have brought other money besides to 
buy what we want. We do not know who deposited it in 
our bags, but, nevertheless, it was there. 



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Ruben. We again return the money found in our sacks 
(offers money to Joseph), as we can not our heads rest 
in peace with ill-gotten silver. I pray thee, therefore, take 
of me the silver pieces which mysteriously found themselves 
secreted in our sacks. 

Joseph. No. Keep the money and buy of more food, 
for ye will need all ye have and more ere the famine for- 
sakes the country. 

Ruben. We must insist that you take our money ; oth- 
erwise it might appear that we are thieves. 

Joseph. Peace be with ye. Fear not. Your God and 
the Grod of your father hath given ye treasure in each sack. 

Ruben. So may it be — ^but we would it otherwise, that 
you accept of our money. 

Joseph. It can not be. I want it not. But where is 
your youngest brother ? 

Ruben. He is there (points to Benjamin). 

Joseph. Where? (He comes forward. They present 
Benjamin to Joseph.) 

Joseph. Is this your young brother of whom you told 
me? God be gracious to thee, my boy. (Enter Aseneth.) 

Aseneth. Joseph, who are these men? Know thou 
them? 

Joseph. Disturb me not, good wife ; I wish to be alone 
with these men. 

Aseneth. Thou art so concerned and disturbed. I must 
know who they may be and whence they came. 

Joseph. Presently thou shalt know. (Leads her off. 



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Exit Aseneth.) Is the old man, your father, in good health 
of whom you hath spoken ? Is he yet living ? 

Ruben. Thy servant, our father, is yet alive. 

Joseph. And in good health ? 

Ruben. We hath brought him with us. He is amongst 
us. (Joseph sees his father.) 

Joseph. My father! Father, I am Joseph, thy son 
whom thou mourneth for dead these many years. (They 
embrace. His brothers are very much frightened and fall 
on their knees and worship him.) 

Brethren. Our brother Joseph ! 

Joseph. (To brothers.) Why would you do so? Know 
ye not that there is no one like me in the science of divin- 
ing? Come nearer to me. I am Joseph, your brother, 
whom ye sold into Egypt. (They shrink from him.) Be 
not afraid, and let it not seem a cruel deed that ye sold 
me into these countries. I feel ye all hath repented for the 
heinous act ye hath committed; but I am now before you 
into Egypt for your preservation. It is almost two years 
since the famine overtook the country to be upon the land 
for five years more, within there can be neither plowing 
nor reaping. I have preserved enough food to stay your 
wants this period, for I was made lord of Pharao's house 
and governor in all the land of Egypt. 

Jacob. Can I believe it? The voice of Joseph — but is 
it his voice? Art thou really my son Joseph that was de- 
voured by wild beasts ? 

Joseph. Behold, father, your eyes and the eyes of my 



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brother Benjamin, and see that it is my mouth that speaks 
to you. 

Jacob. It is enough for me; 'tis Joseph, my beloved 
son. Now shall I die with joy, because I have seen thy 
face and leave thee alive. 

Joseph. I will now go up and tell Aseneth, my wife, 
and wdll say to her : My brethren and my father that were 
in the land of Chanaan are come to me. And I will say 
unto the King : The men are shepherds and their occupation 
is to herd sheep. And when he shall call you and shall say: 
What is your occupation ? you shall answer : AYe, thy serv- 
ants, are shepherds, from our infancy until now, both we 
and our father ; and this you shall say that you may dwell 
in the land of Gessen, because the Egyptians have all shep- 
herds in abomination. 

Ruben. We shall respect thy bidding. 

Joseph. And I will give ye all the good things of Egypt 
that ye may eat the marrow of the land. (Enter Aseneth.) 
Aseneth, my wife, behold my father and brethren. 

Aseneth. Thy father and thy brethren are come to thee 
to stay? (To Jacob.) The land of Egypt is before thee. Jo- 
seph, have them dwell in the best place, and give them lands 
with fertile soil. And if there are industrious men amongst 
them, appoint such men overseers over the cattle. 

Jacob. God bless thee, my good daughter. 

Aseneth. (To Jacob.) How many are the years of thy 
life? 

Jacob. The years of my pilgrimage of life are eighty, 



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and they are not come up to the days of the pilgrimage of 
my father, who lived until nine and eighty. 

Bub en. We shall be thine, both ourselves and our lands. 
Buy us seed lest for want of tillers the land be turned into 
a wilderness. 

Joseph. I will buy all the land of Gessen and bequeath 
it unto ye to cultivate it, and bring forth plenty after the 
famine is off the country. I will give ye seed to sow in the 
fields that ye also may have corn ; but the fifth part I shall 
get — the other four parts ye shall retain for your labors. 

Rtiben. Our lives are in your hands; only look favor- 
ably upon us, forgetting the past, and we will gladly serve 
thee in the future. (Enter Pharao.) 

Pharao. (To Joseph.) Who may these men be? 

Joseph. My father and my brethren, and all they pos- 
sess, are come out of the land of Chanaan ; and behold they 
are to stay in the land of Gessen at my permission. 

Pharao. (To brethren.) I greet thee with pleasure. 
(They bow before him.) What is your occupation? 

Buhen. We, thy servants, are shepherds, both we and 
our father. We are come in thy land to buy food and 
necessaries of life, as the famine is very grievous in the 
land of Chanaan ; and we pray thee to give orders that we 
may remain. 

Pharao. (To Joseph.) Thy father and thy brethren 
are come to thee. The land of Egypt and other lands are 
before thee. Do with the land and thy kinsmen according 
to thy dictation. Give them bread that they shall not die 



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with hunger in thy presence. (To brothers.) Bring to me 
your cattle, and for them I will give you food in plenty if 
you have no money. 

Ruben. We will not hide from our lord now that our 
money is nearly spent, and our cattle also are gone ; neither 
art thou ignorant that we have nothing now left but our 
bodies and lands. 

Pharao. Go therefore back into the lands and multiply 
so that the land of Gessen and vicinity not be bereft of peo- 
ple. (Exit.) 

Ruben. We will do what thou command us to do. 

Joseph. To Simeon who is within — good tidings await 
him. (Exeunt Joseph and his brothers, re-enter Pharao.) 

Pharao. My subjects, since Joseph's presence amongst 
us, heed not my commandings. They will not believe me 
nor hear my voice longer ; but they must a;bide by my rul- 
ings, cost what it will. Joseph, whom I hath sheltered in 
adversity, now comes amongst my subjects to be treated as 
a Ruler, whilst I am totally ignored — cast aside. (Joseph 
and brothers are heard laughing within.) May curses be 
upon him. He, too, shall harken to my voice. His people, 
the Hebrews, will predominate in Egypt and rule my own 
kind if not suppressed. This shall never be. I will have 
them cast in the water, drawing them forth upon the dry 
land, and whosoever is drawn out of the river shall be 
turned into blood. (Joseph's voice is again heard within.) 
Who made man's mouth or who made the dumb and the 
deaf, the seeing and the blind, come hurl curses upon this 



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disorganizer. Beside myself I am with rage. (Voices 
again heard within.) I will close thee thy mouth and will 
teach thee, Joseph, what thou shalt speak. I shall harden 
their hearts and the people will not let him go unmolested. 
He nor his brethren nor his tribe will again return to 
Egypt to see if Pharao be yet alive. (Enter Putiphar.) 
A favor of thee I ask. I want thee to kill Joseph, the He- 
brew, that impersonates as the Ruler of our land — the giant 
amongst our people. 

Putipha7\ I beseech thee, good lord, send whom thou 
will send, but not thy servant Putiphar to murder Joseph. 

Pharao. Behold, he comes forth to meet thee, and see- 
ing thee shall be glad at heart. Speak to him peaceably, 
and take this in thy hand wherewith thou shalt slay him. 
And thou shall say: He wouldst not serve the King, and 
therefore the sword was put in thy hand to do evil to him 
if not he pledge to heed Pharao 's commandings; so that my 
people may sacrifice to me in the desert as formerly they 
were wont to do. 

Putiphar. I can not accept of thee, good King, what 
thou offerest me. 

Pharao. What? 

Putiphar, (In despair.) No. 

Pharao. I will make thee governor of the kingdom — 
do as thou will. Joseph must be disposed of, lest we to the 
children of Israel subjects will be. Come, Putiphar, 'tis 
not a herculean task to put him away. 

Putiphar. (Takes dagger and lets it fall.) I can not 



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kill him who has befriended me. Persuade me not. Let me 
go in peace. 

Pharao. Thy fate is doomed lest thou heed my com- 
mands. 

Putiphar. If it must be so, I will, but remember, your 
Highness, thy promises must be fulfilled, that I am to be 
made overseer in thy house and over the land. 

Pharao. Things in my power will be thine, provided 
my wishes be correctly carried out. 

Putiphar. I will do it with regret. (Puts sword in 
scabbard by his side.) 

Pharao. I will now alloAv thee to go. Fulfill thy work 
to-day to which I have entrusted thee. 

Putiphar. Why so harsh with thy servant? 

Pharao. Thou not a whit shall diminish from thy work, 
but make haste work lest his people hath us in their power. 
(Exit Pharao.) 

Putiphar. (Alone.) What affliction has Pharao let 
come over me 1 Oh, Pharao, wherefore hast thou sent me 
to such an errand! Commit murder! Slay my friend Jo- 
seph! I can not. I would rather be in the depths of per- 
petual hell than harm a hair of my protector's head. 
(Drops sword.) I like thee, Joseph, I like thee better than 
a brother. (Picks up sword and deposits in scabbard.) 
(Enter Joseph.) 

Joseph. Putiphar, why art thou here alone? 

Putiphar. (Angrily.) To thine owti abode — I to mine. 

Joseph. Ha ! Ha ! Putiphar, why such sarcasm ? ( Goes 



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closer and sees sword.) What! Behold a dagger, and why 
such about thee? (Pulls it from him roughly.) 

Putiphar, (Sorrowfully.) Joseph, the dagger was 
given me by the King to harm thee, but I can not with his 
wishes comply. Thou art my good friend — I can not harm 
thee. 

Joseph. Pharao, my master, commanded thee to slay 
me? 

Putiphar. Yes. 

Joseph. It can not be. 

Putiphar. It is so. 

Joseph. I believe you not. 

Putiphar. He ordered me to conceal myself and when 
you came out to meet thee with the sword. 

Joseph. (Very angry.) Now thou shalt see what I will 
do to Pharao, for by a mighty hand shall he let the Israel- 
ites go, and Yfith strong hands shall we cast his people out 
of the land. Therefore, say unto Pharao that thou hast 
betrayed him to me, and I will bring thee out from the 
work-prison of the Egyptians, and will deliver thee from 
bondage, and redeem thee with my people Vv^ith high arms 
and great judgments shall be shown thee. And I will take 
thee to myself for my people. Fear not, Putiphar, I will 
be thy protector and Pharao shall know that a man Greater 
than King has brought thee out from the work-prison of 
the Egyptians, and brought thee into the land concerning 
which I lifted up my hand for protection; furthermore, I 
will give thee a great portion of it to possess. 



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Putiphar. Go thee in and speak to Pharao thyself, that 
he let me go out of this land in peace. 

Joseph. I appoint thee to go to him in person, and 
thou shalt speak to him all that I command thee. 

Putiphar. But he will not listen unto me. 

Joseph. I will then lay my hand upon Egypt and will 
bring forth my army and my people, who formerly were 
his subjects, and the children of Israel, out of the land by 
great judgments, for my people are at my commands. And 
the Egyptians shall know that I am the Ruler, who has 
stretched forth my hand plentifully upon Egypt and the 
land and have brought forth the children of Israel out of 
the midst of them. 

Putiphar. But Pharao saith: Berid ourselves of Jo- 
seph. Let my people sacrifice to me. 

Joseph. Go to him and inform him what has occurred. 

Putiphar, ' I will do according to thy word, that thou 
wilt know that there is none like thee to me in the whole 
land. (Exit.) 

Joseph. (Alone.) Behold, Pharao, my hand shall be 
upon thy fields, and a very grievous murrain upon thy 
cattle. I will make a wonderful difference between the 
possessions of Israel and the possessions of the Egyptians, 
that nothing at all shall die of those things that belong to 
the children of Israel. To-morrow, if it needs be so, I will 
do this thing in the land. I will poison what belongs to 
thee. Thy rulings are no longer. Joseph, thy former 
servant, has taken unto himself thy reign and well he will 



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govern. Whosoever follows thee and forsakes me shall suf- 
fer bitterly. Jealousy has hardened his heart, but not the 
hearts of his servants towards me; but how much longer 
i^all this be endured? I say let the people go sacrifice to 
their Saviour, not to him who intends some great evil. I 
see that the whole land is to be undone by Pharao. But 
this shall not be accomplished, costs it my life. 

End of Scene I. 



ACT IV. 

Scene II. — Bed Chamber in Jacob's House. 
(Jacob propped in bed, very ill, while his children are 
congregated around him.) 

Jacob. (Faintly.) The day and very hour of my death 
is drawing nigh. I can not survive much longer. (Turns 
towards Joseph.) Joseph, if I have found favor in thy 
sight, put thy hand on my forehead; and thou shall shew 
me this kindness and truth not to bury me in Egypt. 

Joseph. I promise thee, father. 

Jacob. I want to sleep eternally with my father and 
my forefathers, and thou shall take me away out of this 
land and bury me near Jerusalem, the burying-place of my 
ancestors, the place I dearly love. 

Joseph. I will do what thou hast commanded; thy 
wishes will be gratified. 

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Joseph. I swear what thou hast intrusted will be car- 
ried out by me after thy death. 

Jacob. I am almost deprived of sig'ht, but I must see 
my sons ere to everlasting sleep I go. So gather yourselves 
together that I may tell you the things that shall befall you 
in the last days. ! Saviour, in whose sight my fathers 
walk; He that feedeth me from my youth until this day; 
the angels that delivereth me from all evil, bless these 
boys, and let my name be called upon them and the names 
of my father, and may they grow into a multitude upon the 
earth. I again say, gather together and hear, oh ye sons 
of Jacob. Hark to Israel, your father. (They go closer 
to him. Jacob puts hand on Joseph's head.) 

Joseph. It should not be so, father, for this is the first- 
born. (Ruben advances.) Put thy right hand upon his 
head — he is thy eldest son. 

Jacob. I know, my son, I know; but in thee Israel shall 
be blessed. 

Ruben. Father, I am Ruben. (Jacob touches his face, 
hands, etc., as he is almost blind.) 

Jacob. Ruben, thou art my strength and the beginning 
of my sorrow, excelling in gifts — greater in command. 
Thou art poured out as water, grow thou not, because thou 
wen test up to thy father's bed and didst defile his couch. 
(Juda advances.) Juda is a lion's whelp; to the prey, my 
son, thou goest up; resting thou hast crouched as a lion, 
and as a lioness who shall rouse him ; the sceptre shall not 
be taken away from Juda, nor a ruler from his thigh, till 



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He come that is to be sent, and he shall be the expectation 
of nations. He shall wash his robe in wine and his gar- 
ment in the blood of the grape. (Simeon advances.) Ves- 
sels of iniquity. Be at peace with thyself and thy sur- 
roundings. Thee shall thy brethren praise; thy hands 
henceforth shall be on the necks of thy enemies, and the 
sons of thy father shall bow down to thee. (Zabulon comes 
forward.) Thou shall dwell on the seashore reaching as 
far as Sidon, and shall be happy unto death. (Issachar 
goes closer to Jacob.) Thou shalt be strong in the eyes of 
the Lord, so continue to be good. Issachar saw rest that it 
was good ; and the land that it was excellent, and he bowed 
his shoulder to carry and became a servant under tribute. 
(Dan advances.) Thou shall judge thy people like another 
tribe in Israel, and shall look for salvation to thy God. Let 
Dan be a snake in the way, a serpent in the path, that bit- 
eth the horse's heels that his rider may fall backward. 
(Aser advances.) Aser, thy bread shall be fat and excel- 
lent, and shall yield dainties to the King. (Gad comes for- 
ward.) Gad being girded shall fight before him, and he 
himself shall be girded backward. (Nephtali comes for- 
ward.) Thou art like a heart let loose and giving words of 
beauty. Nephtali 's future is blank — nothing great to be 
expected. (Joseph comes forward.) Joseph is a growing 
son, a son of handsome countenance to behold, but they 
that loved him not provoked him and quarreled with him 
and envied him. The God of thy father shall be thy 
helper, and the AlmJghty shall bless thee with the bless- 



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ings of heaven above, and with the blessings of the deep 
that lieth beneath. The blessings of thy father are 
strengthened with the blessings of his fathers, until the de- 
sire of the everlasting hills should come, and may they be 
upon the head of Joseph, and upon the crown of Nazarite 
amongst his brethren. (Benjamin comes forward.) Benja- 
min, my last begotten son, thou art like a ravenous wolf; 
in the morning thou shalt eat the prey and in the evening 
divide the spoil. Thine eyes are more beautiful than wine, 
and thy teeth whiter than milk. Benjamin, I fear most 
for thee. 

Benj. Fear not, father; I shall be amply provided 
for and my deeds will be that of righteousness. 

Jacob. (Falls back on pillow.) I am now going to be 
gathered to my people; bury me with my fathers in the 
double cave which is in the field of Ephron, the Hethite 
near Jerusalem. Children, promise me you will bury me 
in the fields near Jerusalem, the place I love. 

All. Father, we will your promise keep. 

Jacob. I can now die happy. (Lifts eyes upwards.) 
Most amiable Father, Father of our countries, let me, my 
relations and friends and all that have commended them- 
selves to my prayer and for whom I am bound to pray, 
experience Thy most powerful aid. Assist them, yea, help 
them individually and collectively in their necessities. Oh ! 
Heart full of mercies, convert all hardened hearts, both 
of the Israelites and Egyptians; console the souls in sin, 
be a refuge of the dying, the consolation of all distressed 



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and suffering. Of all, be the protection of my chil- 
dren now and especially at the hour of their deaths, and 
receive them unto the bosom of Thy mercy. (To Joseph.) 
Joseph, I leave it to thee to bury me according to my wishes. 

Joseph. I will. 

Brothers. We will. 

Jacob. Jerusalem! Jerusalem! I choose thee as my 
resting place, that God may be my strength in combat, my 
support in weakness, my light and guide in darkness, the 
expiation of my faults and the sanctification of my inten- 
tions and actions, which I will presently unite with my Re- 
deemer. I fly to Thee, I unite myself with Thee, I enclose 
myself in Thee. Receive this, my last call for help to my 
Saviour. 

Joseph. Behold, he dies. (They gather around Jacob 
weeping, etc.) 

Ruben. (To Joseph.) Thy father commanded us before 
he died that we should say thus much to thee for him : To 
beseech thee to forget the wickedness of thy brethren and 
malice they practiced against thee. 

Simeon and Juda. We also pray thee to forgive us of 
this wickedness. (They simultaneously fall on floor and 
worship him.) We are thy servants. 

Joseph. Have no fear. Te thought evil against me, 
but God turned it into good, that he might exalt me as at 
present you see and might save many people. Therefore, 
fear me not. I will feed you and your children, and after 
my death prosperity will visit you ; but the Egyptians will 



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likely exile you out of this land; but behold the children 
of Israel are numerous and stronger than the Egyptians. 
Come it then, let ye wisely oppress them, lest they greatly 
multiply, and if any war shall rise against us, join with 
our enemies, and having overcome us depart out of the 
land. (They are frightened.) Follow me, as I with my fol- 
lowers will rebel against them; do what they might — for 
I am Joseph, thy brother. Ruler of Lands, and Greater than 
King in the eyes of my as well as the Egyptian people. 

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